Don’t Do That Thing – redone

Source image: detail from Adam and Eve by Lucas Cranach

To eat the fruit is an evil act. To not do an evil act, one must know what evil is. To know what evil is, one must eat the fruit. But to eat the fruit, is an evil act. Oh, circular logic from a supposedly omniscient being. You make me dizzy. 

Proof (redrawn)

(A redrawn version of my first comic.)

Best way to convert an atheist. Show them a book they don’t believe in and say it’s true simply because it says it is. No actual evidence required!